At least I think that's what it was. You know, big atomic explosion thing in the sky. Fries your eyeballs and fries your skin. Known to cause cancer from too long of exposure.
Not something we have to worry about up here in Latteland lately. Hell, we even made the National News.
It has been raining for days and days. I was in the drivethrough at the local Starbucks when I looked out the window at the lake, er, I mean parking lot, and there was an honest-to-god salmon migrating towards the Fred Meyer.
It does this every year, especially in the Snoqualmie Valley. This brings the migration of Gor-tex clad reporters out of their concrete hovels to stand alongside the dependable flood spots to show the fish going across the road, the cows standing in the field, people wading down what used to be streets, and rowing around their neighborhood in fishing craft. They always act surprised.
I took Mrs A. around for her annual poking and prodding today. She hates driving on the freeway. So do I, but because I am the Male, I am expected to do it anyway. One of the obligations that comes with the equipment.
Who kills the ferocious spiders? The one with the penis. Who tunes up the car? The one with the testicles. Whe unplugs the stopped up toilet? The one with the package.
Oh well, the rewards are worth the hassle.
Got to crawl back under the blankets.
Stay dry!
2 comments:
Why does the salmon cross the road? Alert the media! Rating period has arrived!
It's all a conspiracy to drive up the ratings! The TV stations seed the clouds to bring on the rains to drive up the ratings. Alert...the...media....
Oh wait......
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