Fortune

Your Fortune Is

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

So I stole this from Daphnewood. The fortune generator, not the fortune!

I did not do anything to influence the fortune generated, so I won't be held responsible.

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. YEAH YOU! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! KEEP YOUR HANDS IN PLAIN SIGHT!!