I have an evil genius little sister.
Most of the time this does not bother me because she is far away. She lives in the kingdom of frost and mosquitos, so she can't bother me much.
However, she has sent a missive to my wonderful, beautiful Mrs A. suggesting that I might be less thruthfull, and therefore worthy of nothing more in my stocking than a lump of coal.
Fie one you I declare! FIE.
Oh, and by the way, if you should come here, there is this little thingie on the bottom called comments. If you have the cojones, click on it and comment.
You have been challenged!
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Oh, I'm really scared now. I'm shivering (but that might be because it's 0 degrees here and I just came in from outside). Are you saying that I lied when I called you a liar? If so, was I then lying when I addressed my email to "my lovely sister-in-law"? I think we all know who inherited the veracity DNA. Come on, Bobby Flay, show me what you got.
Prevaricating Sibling: It IS known that some of our sibs tend to define their own reality. Truth becomes a varialbe relativistic concept to be used, not an ultimate value.
I on the other hand am an Engineer. There is no grey area in engineering. It works or it doesn't.
You are obviously capable of both telling the truth (Lovely siister-in-law) and lying (calling me a liar). Have your values become so twisted that you can no longer distinguish one from the other?
Oh the shame!
Hmm if she is the "evil genius" I wonder what that makes me? Or do I want to know?
Perhaps the angelic something? the invisable angel (since I also live in the frozen wasteland and not latteland?)
As to your truthfulness you do have a way of...coloring things... that is not quite admissible in court (just ask oldest bro. I am sure he would tell you
Hi Lori! Always nice to hear from you. As far as the wings thing goes, I don't think you need to go shopping for a halo any time soon. Besides, you would need to be deas, and the dead don't shop.
No shopping in heaven???? Say it aint so! What are you some kind of communist?!!! It cant be TRUE! (isn't that what we were talking about before?)
Are you saying I am not angelic? Gee, and I have spent so much time shining up my gold star. Just ask my husband and son, I am sure they could tall you. (I am sure they would be laughing their heads off if they could see this.)
Lori: The thing about gold stars is that other people have to give them to you. The ones you give yoourself don't count. And I hope you are not nomminated for wings any time soon, as I understand the application process is rather stressful.
BTW, just for the sake of truthfullness, I didn't call you a liar, I called you a troublemaker. While the two are not mutually exclusive, they are not necessarily symbiotic. And I think it's interesting that you defended yourself against a charge never made. I wonder why . . .
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