One of the guys I work with was up and wandering around looking dazed. Someone asked him what he was doing.
He told them he was afraid of setting off the butt switch.
Huh?
The butt switch. There is a switch in your butt that activates when you have completed a big meal. Once it turns on, you immediately fall asleep. You have to gain a certain percentage of your body mass for it to activate. When you reach that critical point the minute you sit down it activates the butt switch causes the blood being routed to your brain to be diverted to your stomach to help with digestion, thereby leaving not enough blood going to the brain to maintain consciousness.
Butt switch.
I like it.
2 comments:
My butt switch must be malfunctioning.
I can't seem to wake up!
Looks like you need to eat more to activate it.
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