You know how when you lean back in a chair, you overballance and feel like you are going to fall over backwards but you catch yourself just in time? My life is like that, except most of the time.
Monday, January 21, 2008
News Flash!
Responding to reports that the Bird Flu represented a danger to the security of The United States, President Bush has ordered the bombing of the Canary Islands.
Bush goes to do the annual pardoning of the Presidential Turkey for Thanksgiving Day. He tells it that it's free to fly away. An advisor leans over to inform Bush that turkeys can't fly.
"But how will he get back to Turkey, then?" asks Bush.
So they loaded the turkey in Air Force one, flew it to Ankara, put it on a helicopter and flew it to the hills and "liberated it at 600 feet over a forrested area.
Rememer that thing about not flying? They don't glide either.
4 comments:
You say that like it's a joke, but...
ncp: There IS an underlying level of sarcasm about the abilities of his advisers, and his willingness to fire without supporting evidence.
Sarcasm, what? Here's one for you:
Bush goes to do the annual pardoning of the Presidential Turkey for Thanksgiving Day. He tells it that it's free to fly away. An advisor leans over to inform Bush that turkeys can't fly.
"But how will he get back to Turkey, then?" asks Bush.
Sarah: Sarcasm? ME?!?!?!
So they loaded the turkey in Air Force one, flew it to Ankara, put it on a helicopter and flew it to the hills and "liberated it at 600 feet over a forrested area.
Rememer that thing about not flying? They don't glide either.
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